Your New Boyfriend Tab por Wilbur Soot

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strumming pattern: dduudu



G*
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
B7*
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em*
I thought when I get older
C*             Cm*
I'd marry her, I told her
G*
Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
B7*
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
Em*
If I could change a single thing
C*              Cm*        Am*
I'd make it me and not him

C*                     Cm*                    G (x2)
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
C*               Cm*                     G (x2)
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
C                    Cm
And even though he's got social skills
G                 G7                  
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C       Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G                   B7                   C  Cm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Am*                  Am*
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

G*
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
B7*
The one who took you away from me
Em*
You hit it off instantly
C*                        Cm*
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
G*
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
B7*
Push against his fashion sense
Em*                        C*
I've thought about what he looks like nude
Cm*          
I'm not gay, though


G                             B7                
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Em      
Oh, she's living the dream
C*                Cm*
From back when we were seventeen
G                      B7
She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C*                Cm*
From back when we were seventeen

G*
How on earth could I be saved?
B7*
When I'm one click away from insane
Em*
I just think that I deserve
C*               Cm*
A little bit of what I earned
G*
I'm not gonna make another scene
G7*
The one I made when I was twenty-three
Em*                      C*          Cm*
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

C*                     Cm*                    G (x2)
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
C*               Cm*                     G (x2)
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
C                    Cm
And even though he's got social skills
G                 G7                  
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C       Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G                   B7                   C  Cm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Am*                  Am*
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole


G                                        
I think about you every day 
B7
So how on earth can I be saved? 
Em
I think about him a lot as well 
C                              Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell 
G
'Cause you're beauty
B7
And you're grace 
Em                          C             Cm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
G*
And I want you to notice me
B7*
With no restraining order, please 

Want you to care

Want to smell your hair