Your New Boyfriend Tab por Wilbur Soot

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
G7
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em                          C
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
Cm
I told her
G
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
G7
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em
If I could change a single thing
C           Cm
I'd make it me and not him
 
 
[Chorus]
    C
But he's in your bed
    Cm                     G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
    Cm                 G
And he's just a doormat
    Em                   C
And even though he's got social skills
     G                    Cm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Em               C
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   Cm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
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Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole   (Woo)
 
 
[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
    G
And yeah, I've met Jared
N.C.
(Of course I've met Jared)
    G7
The one who took you away from me
Em
  You hit it off instantly
  C                           Cm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
     G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
G7
Push against his fashion sense
     Em
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C                    Cm
  I'm not gay, though
 
G
 
[Bridge]
       G                                  G7
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were 17
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She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were 17
 
 
[Verse 3]
G
How on Earth could I be saved?
N.C.
When I'm one click away from insane
Em
  I just think that I deserve
  C             Cm
A little bit of what I earned
    G
I'm not gonna make another scene
    G7
The one I made when I was 23
          Em                         C Cm
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
 
C
 
[Chorus]
    C
But he's in your bed
    Cm                     G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
    Cm                 G
And he's just a doormat
       Em                   C
'Cause even though he's got social skills
     G                    Cm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Em               C
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   Cm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C  Cm  C                       Cm
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole
 
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[Outro]
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I think about you every day (Every day)
   Em                    C    Cm
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
  G                        G7
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Em                         C  Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
              G
'Cause you're beauty
           G7
And you're grace (You're grace)
     Em                     C         Cm
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
    G                    G7
And I want you to notice me
Em                        C     Cm
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
G               G7
  I want you to care
Em                     C   Cm
  I want to smell your hair
 
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