An Irish Pub Song Tab por The Rumjacks

(Whistle and Vocals)
There's a county map to go on the wall,
A hurling stick & a shinty ball,
The bric, the brac, the craic & all,
Lets call it an Irish pub,
 
 
E      E       E         E
Caffreys, Harp, Kilkenny on tap,
       A        B       A
The Guinness pie & that cabbage crap,
          G
The ideal wannabee Paddy trap,
           E
We'll call it an Irish pub,
 
 
[CHORUS]
   G    G    G      G           D
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book,
           C                               E
The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear,
   G   G    G    G           D
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up & burst yer filthy mug,
            C                        E
If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!
 
Underneath tin whistle
E A B A E A B   E
A B A G E
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               E
We'll raise the price o' beer a dollar,
         A       B         A
We'll make em wear a shirt & collar,
              E
We'll fly a bloody tri-colour,
         G          A
And call it an Irish pub,
          E
Jager bombs & double shots,
     A      B       A
The underagers think its tops,
        G
We'll spike the drinks & pay the cops,
         E
We got us an Irish pub.
 
          E
The quick one in the filthy bog,
        A       B         A
The partin' glass across the lug,
         E
O' the lady-O, the dirty dog,
   G             A
We got us an Irish pub,
   E
It's over to me and over to you,
         A    B  A
We'll skip along the Avenue,
         G
And who t'hell is Ronnie Drew?
         E
We got us an Irish pub.
 
 
[CHORUS]
 
            E
Plasma screens & neon lights,
           A     B      A
Kara-far kin-oke nights,
        E
The bouncers they can pick the fights,
      G            A
We'll call it an Irish pub,
           E
Plastic cups, a polished floor,
          A         B       A
We'll hose the blood right out the door,
            G
And let the knucklers back for more,
            E
We got us an Irish pub,
 
 
[CHORUS]
 
        Vocals,drums
Oh top o' the mornin', Garryowen,
Kiss me I'm Irish, Molly Malone,
Failte, Slainte, Pog ma thon,
We got us an Irish pub,
Spike the punch & strip the willow,
Strike me up the rakes o' Mallow,
The Liffey never ran so shallow,
We got us an Irish pub.
 
 
   G    G    G       G           D
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I swear upon the holy book,
           C                               E
The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear,
   G    G    G       G            D
Whale, oil, beef, hooked! I'll up & burst yer filthy mug,
            C                         E
If you draw one more shamrock in me beer!
 
 
G   D  C   E x2
 
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