Courtship Of The Mermaid Tab por Ninja Sex Party

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Once upon a morning dawn
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Ninja Brian and I happened upon a gold pond
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In a forest enchanted where we both gazed upon
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A bold sight so fair, see there
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Beneath the blue waterfall, a mermaid was swimming
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And my heart enthralled, became lost
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In the beautiful lines of her face
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For every life movement was exquisite grace

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I trembled in silence at the love of my life
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Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right

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"Hey, do you want pizza?" I screamed loud as shit
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Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the fuck out of it
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It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves
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Now marvel and witness the glory of love


Here comes the pizza

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The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze
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For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese
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I don't see how I make it her soul to listen
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Like sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistens
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I need to dream and ingenious new scheme
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So this angel shall open her heart to me

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"More pizza Brian" with onions and ham too
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Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you
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As choirs of angels sing out to the sky
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In cheese crust of passion, my true love shall fly

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God, my legs
God, I definitely broke 'em
Oh no, a handsome mermaid has just appeared
He's brought the mermaid fillet mignon, Brian
That's a clearly superior dish
Now they're boning, wow, that was fast
Hold on, I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her
Ah!

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Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please
No? Cool
Fuck you guys