Mother Of Pearl Tab por Nellie McKay

G                Am     D7      G       Am  D7
Feminists don't have a sense of humour. 
G                Am    D7   G   Eb      F
Feminists just want to be alone. (boo hoo hoo)
G                Am      D7       G       Em
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
            Am              D7   G   Eb     F
They have a tumour on their funny bone. They say...


Bb                      Cm7      F
Child molestation isn't funny. (Ahahaha!)
Eb                             F      F#           F
Rape and degradation's just a crime. (Lighten up, ladies.)
Bb                            Cm7            F7
Rampant prostitution, sex for money, (What's wrong with that?)
Eb                    Bbm7         C
Can't these chicks do anything but whine?!


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G Am D7 G
G Am D7 G
G Am D7 G Em
Am D7 G

Eb F
They say...

Bb                          Cm7          F
Cheap objectification isn't witty, IT'S HOT,
Eb                              F      F#        F
equal work and wages worth the fight.(Sing us a new one!)
Bb                        Cm7              F
On demand abortion, every city. (Okay, but NO GUN CONTROL.)
Eb                Bbm7         C
Won't these women ever get a life?


G                Am     D7      G       Am  D7
Feminists don't have a sense of humour. (Poor Hillary...)
G             Am  D7  G     Eb          F
Feminists and vegetarians. (Make mine a big mac!)
G                Am      D7       G       Em
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
                 Am          D7        Bm   E7
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
                  Am            D7              G
That's why these feminists just need to find a man.