The Floor Is Lava Tab por Like: The Buttered Computer

Both:
    G        C
The floor is lava (x2)



Diamond:
             G   
I dropped my phone
       C
In the lava
         G          C   
And it's com-ing to get me 
   G   
My phone 
     C
is a mOnster



Jayn:
         G           C G C G 
What the f u c k 

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*intermission of uncontrollable wheezing*
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Jayn:
G     
Diamond
           C
You need to wake up
                 G
You've been in a cOma for eiGht yeaRs



*iNhale*


     C
It's time 
            G
To wake the fuck up


-pause-
                             C    G C G C G C G
(quietly) your children miss you


Richard (in the background):

God forbid- (inhuman chatter)

You've been diagnosed with type two diabetes


Jayn:
   G
d i a b e t i e s

Diamond:

C 
wAit I'm gonna diE??

G        C            
uHuHHhhHHhhhhh

            G
imma eat this donut???
 
C
ahhHHhhh???



Jayn (Spoken):

G         C        G      
Doctor, I told you she's delusional

    C            G              C
But you wouldn't fbuckin listen to me

G       C         G      C
tHis is whY we'rE in hEr baSemenT



Rich (in the background):

*exasperated sigh*


Both:
     G              C       -
the  f l o o r  is  l a v a ~