Enormous Penis Tabulatur von Da Vinci's Notebook

ENORMOUS PENIS - DA VINCI'S NOTEBOOK

Verse:
          E             G#7
Whenever life gets you down
           A          Am
Keeps you wearing a frown
          B     A#       A          E
And the gravy train has left you behind

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                E           G#7
And when you're all out of hope
            A            Am
Down at the end of your rope
       F#                           B7
C#nd nobody's there to throw you a line
       A
If you ever get so low
                 Am
That you don't know which way to go
     E                          E7
Eome on and take a walk in my shoes
       F#
Never worry 'bout a thing
         F#7
Bot the world on a string
            B                           B7  C#0  D0  B7    
Cause I've got the cure for all of my blu---u---u----ues
                                       (all of his blues)

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Chorus:
          E           G#7      C#m
I take a look at my enormous penis
         A             B       E   B7 
And my troubles start meltin' away
          E           G#7      C#m
I take a look at my enormous penis
         F#                          B
And the happy times are comin' to stay
         A
I gotta sing and I dance
         Am
When I glance in my pants
         E                          G#7  C#m
C#nd the feeling's like a sun shiny daaaaay
          A           B       E D# D C#
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis

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    A              B        E  B7
And everything is goin' my way


Interlude:

(whistling)

E    G#7   C#m
A    B    E    B7
E    G#7   C#m
F#         B

(ad lib scat)

A         Am
E         G#7   C#m

A    B    E D# D C#
         Pe-e-e-nis

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A    B    E       B7
            Everybody!

Chorus:
          E           G#7      C#m
I take a look at my enormous penis
         A             B        E  B7
And my troubles start meltin' away
          E           G#7      C#m
I take a look at my enormous penis
         F#                          B
And the happy times are comin' to stay
              A
Yeah, I got great big amounts
         Am
In the place where it counts
         E                          G#7  C#m
C#nd the feeling's like a sun shiny daaaaay
          A           B       E D# D C#
I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis

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    A              B        E           C#
And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)
A              B        E           C#
Everything is goin' my way (my meat is murder)
F#              B        E            C#
Everything is goin' my way (size doesn't matter)
F#7             B        E   D#   E   E
Everything is goin' my waaa-aaa-aaaaaa-aay

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     C79
    Yum!

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