Your New Boyfriend Tab uke di Wilbur Soot (Accordi Baritono)

G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
B
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em                              C
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
  Cm
I told her
G
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
B
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em                           C
  If I could change a single thing
            Cm          G
I'd make it me and not him

    C
But he's in your bed
Cm                       G
I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
    Cm                  G
And he's just a doormat
    C                     Cm
And even though he's got social skills
     G                     G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   B
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C      Cm     Am
Oh-oh,        your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)

G
And, yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course I've met Jared)
B
The one who took you away from me
Em
   You hit it off instantly
C                             Cm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
B
Push against his fashion sense
Em
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C              Cm
  I'm not gay, though

       G                       B
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were 17
G                     B
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
    C                 Cm
From back when we were 17

G
How on Earth could I be saved?
     B
When I'm one click away from insane
Em
I just think that I deserve
C               Cm
A little bit of what I earned
G
I'm not gonna make another scene
B
The one I made when I was 23
Em
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World


C      Cm       Am

    C
But he's in your bed
    Cm                       G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
   Cm                   G
And he's just a doormat
       C                    Cm
'Cause even though he's got social skills
     G                    G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   B
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C   Cm   Am
Oh-oh,   your new boyfriend's an arsehole

  G                    B
I think about you every day (Every day)
   Em                    C       Cm
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
  G                        B
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Em                         C                 Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
             G
'Cause you're beauty
           B
And you're grace (You're grace)
     Em                    C          Cm
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
   G                B        Em
And I want you to notice me
     C                    Cm
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
G             B
I want you to care
Em        C          Cm
I want to smell your hair