(my Vagina Is) Eight Miles Wide Tab uke di Storm Large

C         Em
all of my life
           C
I've never fit
            Em                   F
but I won't complain and I won't quit
      C
I am enormous
    G           C
get used to it
         Em               C
everyone tells me I'm too much
           Em                F
maybe it's just you're not enough for me
C
can't you see
G                             A
I'm the kind of the woman I'm supposed to be
Hey!

[chorus]
D            G
my vagina is eight miles wide
D                       G
absolutely everyone can come inside
D                              G
if you're ever frightened just run and hide
   A                 
my vagina is eight miles
D G   D G   C
wide, wide

                Em         C
tell me what is womanly to you
               Em            F
strong but not too much of a brute
                   C
it's cool if she's powerful
        G                     C
but way better if she's cute
              Em                  C
for all of us girls who don't fit in
         Em     F
I say go Amazonian
             C
you can be a kick-ass bruiser
G          A
and be feminine

[chorus]

C            Em                  C
now I am not loose and I'm not a whore
          Em       F
this is a metaphor for
         C               G                               C
my super vigantastically mystical feminine goddess core
                   Em              C
and I hate it when women make that noise
                   Em              F
that we don't need daddies, men or boys
         C
even the hard-core dykes like
G           A
cock-shaped sex toys

[bridge]

D
my vagina
G
it's universal
D
like a penis
G
but reversible
D               G
come on in, the water's fine
A
it's not my vagina
A
it's our vagina

[harmony chorus]
[just the boys]
[everyone]

D G
wide
D G
wide

D
vigantic
D
vigantic
D
vigantic
  G
a big big love
D
vigantic
D
vigantic
D
vigantic
  G   A   D
a big big love