Your Cat Tab uke di Slaughter Beach, Dog (Accordi Baritono)

[Intro]
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[Verse]
            C
She smoked 100s when I met her
               G
She tried to quit before she left me
           Dm
I'm not so sure if that's important
           F                G
Free association gets me dizzy
                          C
They ask, "What's the reason for your appointment?"
               G
I try to come up with something vague
                Dm
She asks if I'm going to the party
               F                G
I tell her I'm going to the party
 
[Chorus]
                Am
It's so hot by noon I just get queasy
                F
It's so hot by two I stay inside
              C
I try to put down a cup of coffee
                    G
He asks how much I'm drinking and I lie
                   Am
But doctors are always trying to tell you
                F
Some torturous way to live your life
                    C                Dm
It's not like they know everything ever
         F                  G
Hey man, I went to college too
 
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[Verse]
                C
But all of the kids I met on campus
             G
Are settled down beside the sea
             Dm
Some days I wish that I could be that
             F                      G
Sometimes I forget to spit out the seeds
               C
I'll make it through this if it kills me
             Am
And when it kills me I'll come back
            Dm
Jesus will make me a disciple
            F                  G
Or maybe he'll let me be your cat
 
[Chorus]
               Am
I wait to be led into temptation
             F
As I lay a load across the street
               C
Catherine is smoking pot above me
              G
Watching "Hellraiser" on TV
               Am
Tomorrow I'm driving to Chicago
              F
Tonight I am kneeling from the pew
             C            Dm
Still doing all I can to understand
F                  G
One more erotic nightmare about you
 
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