Your Cat Tab uke di Slaughter Beach, Dog

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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She smoked 100s when I met her
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She tried to quit before she left me
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I'm not so sure if that's important
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Free association gets me dizzy
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They ask, "What's the reason for your appointment?"
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I try to come up with something vague
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She asks if I'm going to the party
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I tell her I'm going to the party
 
[Chorus]
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It's so hot by noon I just get queasy
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It's so hot by two I stay inside
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I try to put down a cup of coffee
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He asks how much I'm drinking and I lie
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But doctors are always trying to tell you
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Some torturous way to live your life
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It's not like they know everything ever
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Hey man, I went to college too
 
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[Verse]
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But all of the kids I met on campus
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Are settled down beside the sea
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Some days I wish that I could be that
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Sometimes I forget to spit out the seeds
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I'll make it through this if it kills me
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And when it kills me I'll come back
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Jesus will make me a disciple
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Or maybe he'll let me be your cat
 
[Chorus]
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I wait to be led into temptation
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As I lay a load across the street
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Catherine is smoking pot above me
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Watching "Hellraiser" on TV
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Tomorrow I'm driving to Chicago
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Tonight I am kneeling from the pew
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Still doing all I can to understand
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One more erotic nightmare about you
 
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