Picha Pie Tab uke di Parokya Ni Edgar

Am                                    Dm
At first I was afraid to eat a picha pie
G
Kept thinking this is not good
C
This is a picha pie
F
And so I spent so many nights
Bm
Just eating my tortang talong
Em
And I grew strong because of my tortang talong
Am                              Dm
Biglang may box from outer space
G
Nakita ko sabay kinuha koyung
C
Box from outer space
F
Binuksan ko at nasindak
Bm
May pichapie sobrang laki
Em
Tinikman ko within five seconds, naubos ko parang mani

CHORUS:

(do stanza chords)
Ngayon ako ay ganito
Kung di ka picha hat o sheykis
You're not welcome anymore
Ngayon sa aking picha pie 
Ayoko nang mahiwalay
Para sayo, handa akong mag pakamatay
Co'z now I love my picha pie, yeah!
As long as I eat picha pie I know I'll be alive
I want all my garlic beef, peperoni, double cheese
Ang picha pie... o picha pie... penge!

(do stanza chords)
You took all the cash I have, naubos nang lahat
Gusto ko pa ng picha pie ngunit ang pera'y di sapat
And I spent so many nights just feeling sorry for my self
It made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie?
Ngayon ako ay nagipit! 
Hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip
Medyo mahal ang picha pie you can't expect it to be free
That's why I'm saving all my money para mayroong pambili

(Repeat CHORUS)