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E A C#m E B

E                     A
Since I moved into your place
                 C#m
One year ago today
                       E
Our relationship has deepened
       B
In a spiritual way

E                        A
As time's swept gently forward
                       C#m
And winter's turned to spring
                    E
I know you so much better
         B                     A
'Cause I've fucked all your things

                            E
I put my package in your mailbox
                          B
Made love to all your chairs
                             C#m
Dropped a load inside your washer
                            A
I went down on all your stairs

                                 E
I took your cabinets from the front
                       G#m
And your sofa from behind
                          A
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes
    B              E
And then we sixty-nined

             A
Thanks in advance
                 C#m
For not judging me or
      E      B      E
This aspect of my soul
               A
When I dick-smash
                C#m
All of your belongings
         E      B      A
Is when I'm finally whole

E 
A   E
A   E
A

    E          A
I boned your couches and your telephone

And all your scented candles
         E
And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle

      B
I had sex with your whole kitchen

With no boundaries or limits
         C#m
And your lamp was looking so good

That you know I had to hit it

     A
Your wallet and your toothbrush

And your jacket and your red hat
           E
Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush?

Just forget I ever said that

         G#m
And your carpet and your furniture

Your windows and the curtains
      A
And I licked your stamp collection
  B                           E
I dicked your floor for certain

            A                C#m
I'm glad I got this off my chest
     B              E
My soul has taken flight
                 A                    C#m
Don't slam the door on your way out darling
         B                E
Because I'm slamming it tonight