Like A Fish Tab uke di Matt Maltese

[Intro]
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[Verse]
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You said you use chocolate
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When you and him take off all your clothes
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Why the fuck you tell me that?
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Can't drink that image out of my head


[Chorus]
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Like a fish
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That's how I drink these days
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It numbs the envy
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I have
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Against your tall kind man
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He's so much taller than I ever will be


[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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You write me in a stranger's tone
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And bring him along to my shows
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Well, you need etiquette lessons
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And I need something in my drink


[Chorus]
     Cm7  F7
Like a fish
              Bbmaj7
That's how I drink these days
    G7
It numbs the envy
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I have
              Bbmaj7
Against your tall kind man
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He's so much taller than I ever will be


[Bridge]
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I dream about you four nights a week
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Call me romantic
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I wish that I could fill his shoes
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But I'm only a 7


[Chorus]
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Like a fish
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Pour me a Guinness man
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She's probably screwing
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Him now
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Can make all the wisecracks in the world
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But I will never be what she wants