Mega Bottle Ride Tab uke di Joe Strummer And The Mescaleros

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I took a tram into the fourth dimension
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Cos I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away
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Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4-D way
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And when I got there you know it had certain similarities

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Like no smoking anywhere
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And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the fare
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4-D Tequila anyone
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And dont think we didn't dance to records by the Fifth Dimension
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In the discosphere like Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan



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And it was pretty goddam hazardous
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Out on the Illminster by-pass,    out on the Illminster by-pass
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Out on the Illminster by-pass,    out on the Illminster by-pass
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Aqua-planing to the theme park
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We took a ride called the Banchoff-Klein mega bottle ride
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Well, how we spewed inside, back and forth
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In time, mathmatics and pride,     inside



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We've gone Balkan   we've gone Balkan anyway
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It absolutely had to happen to someone today
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Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere - throw it all away
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Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway - you can get rid of the blues this way
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Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today
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It absolutely had to happen to someone today
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Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere - throw it all away
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Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway - you can get rid of the blues this way
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Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today - throw it all away
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And its time to be doing something good