Unisex Chipshop Tab uke di Bill Bailey

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I used to buy my chips from an oppresive chip shop regeme
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the girl who worked there she seemed happy but i knew it was not what it seemed
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do you wan't salt and viniger?  Is what they made her say
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but in the language of the ghetto that means help i'm a woman in chains

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I wanted to free her, 
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in my dreams i would see her running naked in the woods round Raynem
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If i had some tigers i'd train em 

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To protect her
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from the sexual fashism that was lerking round the gerkin

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i'd lean accross the counter and we would talk
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I carved the name debbie on a little wooden fork
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When into the shop came a skin head gang, they snatched the fork from my hand
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Debbie she looked at me, to assert my masculinity 
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I said OI!!!!
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they said What?
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I said nothing 

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