Unisex Chipshop Tab uke di Bill Bailey (Accordi Baritono)

G                  Cadd9     Dsus4                 G
I used to buy my chips from an oppresive chip shop regeme
G                          Cadd9               Dsus4                   G
the girl who worked there she seemed happy but i knew it was not what it seemed
C                     D            Em               
do you wan't salt and viniger?  Is what they made her say
           C                  D               G[      Stop      ]G  
but in the language of the ghetto that means help i'm a woman in chains

G
I wanted to free her, 
                     C                 D                      G
in my dreams i would see her running naked in the woods round Raynem
     C                   G
If i had some tigers i'd train em 

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G
To protect her
         C       [let ring]      D    [let ring]   G [strum normally]
from the sexual fashism that was lerking round the gerkin

G                    Cadd9              G
i'd lean accross the counter and we would talk
  G                  Cadd9  [   stop    ] G
I carved the name debbie on a little wooden fork
     C                    D                    G                 Em
When into the shop came a skin head gang, they snatched the fork from my hand
C          D             Em
Debbie she looked at me, to assert my masculinity 
       C
I said OI!!!!
          D
they said What?
       G
I said nothing 

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