Bean Dip Tab par You Suck At Cooking

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Bean dip: it's not mean dip
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unless I punch you in the face with it then I'd call it mean dip.
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Throw it on the floor, you can't call it clean dip.
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Put some bleach in it, you got pristine dip

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Bean dip: it's not green dip.
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Tilt the bowl to the left a bit and you can call it lean dip.
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Don't tilt it too much or you'll get it on your jean’s dip.
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Make it disappear, you got the prestige dip.

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Hike up a mountain with it then you got serene dip.
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Let it live its life, don't intervene dip.
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Put it on an aeroplane, take it on a bean trip.
Ex
Throw in some sweet chromosomes, you got good genes dip.

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Bean dip: it's not sardine dip.
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Mix it with some java and you got caffeine dip.
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Winter's coming, so don't let it freeze dip.
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Give it to my dad - call it the “bee's knees” dip.
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Takes away your pain just like codeine dip.
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I'm worried - don't you get addicted to that bean dip.
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Don't become a strung-out, bean dip junkie,
Ex
who just needs to borrow money because

they just can't get enough of that

D
Bean dip let's run away together forever.
   A
No one will understand, so take my hand…
D
Now I've got bean dip all over my hands.
           B
Maybe this wasn't the best idea that I've ever had.

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Bean dip: you’re the queen dip.
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I could rub you on my skin, but you're not sunscreen dip.
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Keeps you running just like gasoline dip.
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Eat enough and it will help you with your self-esteem dip.

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Bean dip: you have a nice sheen dip.
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You live above the water because you are not a submarine dip.
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Let's save the whales, yeah, we got marine dip
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Your heart will go on just like Celine dip.
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Bean dip: you’re a sweet dip. You’re bean dip.
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Oh, bean dip. Yeah, bean dip.
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Oh, bean dip. Yeah, yeah.



Bean diiip.

Original: https://soundcloud.com/yousuckatcooking/bean-dip