You're Pitiful Tab par Weird Al Yankovic

Original tuning : 2.5 step up
Intro


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           C                 G                 Am            F

VERSE 1

C
My life is brilliant 
G
Your life's a joke 
Am
You're just pathetic 
F
You're always broke 
C
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
G
really ain't impressing' me 
Am
You're suffering' from delusions of 
F
Adequacy 

CHORUS
F           G
You're Pitiful 
C
You're Pitiful
F          G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true 
F                  G
Never had a date
              C   C/B   Am
That ya couldn't inflate
F                       G         Am       
And ya smell repulsive too 
            F             G       C
What a bummer bein' you 

Lead:
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VERSE 2
C
Well ya just can't dance 
G
And forget romance 
Am
Everybody you know still calls ya 
F
Farty Pants 

C                                  G
But you always have a job well I mean 
Am                                                 F 
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine 

 CHORUS
F           G
You're Pitiful 
C
You're Pitiful
F          G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true 
F                        G
You're half undressed 
          C       C/B       Am
Eatin' chips of your chest
F                    G        Am 
While you're playin' Halo 2
F               G                C 
No one's classier than you 

F     C      F     C      F     C      G
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER

 
F           G
You're Pitiful 
C
You're Pitiful
F          G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F                                   G
Your dog would much rather 
        C     C/B      Am
Play fetch by itself 
F                              G                              Am
You still live with your Mom and you're 42 
F                            G          Am
Guess you'll never grow a clue 
F                    G                 C
When it just sucks to be you