Oh, Charlatan Me Tab par Walter Mitty And His Makeshift Orchestra

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Now I'm noticeably dumber than I was one year ago 
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and I would like to think it's a better thing, 
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but I'd tell myself almost anything these days 
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It's a little complicated—letting people down is a full time business 
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My shallow commitments surrounding me, 
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I snapped my cellphone to escape 
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Now somewhere in this town 
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there's a lynch mob for me 

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Oh, charlatan me, I can't control all these feelings (x2) 
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It's getting hard to stand up straight

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Now there's strangers in the kitchen, 
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I'm dodging people like they're bullets, 
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'cos we're not talking, we're just practicing our smalltalk 
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And I've heard tips about saving face, 
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I gotta keep y'all thinking that I'm loving this place 
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I don't mean to be crude, but 
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I can't talk to you without a cigarette in my hand 
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as a crutch to hold me up 
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it's my shield from all you 


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Oh, charlatan me, I can't control all these feelings (x2) 
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It's getting hard to stand up straight

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