Candy Store (Heathers: The Musical) Tab par Themes

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Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biotch!
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Am C G
Am C G

Am
I like!
Am
Lookin' hot
C            G
Buying stuff they cannot

Am
I like!
Am
Drinkin' hard
C            G
Maxin' Dad's credit card

Am
I like!
Am
Skippin' gym
C
Scaring her
G
Screwing him


Am
I like!

Am
Killer clothes
C             G
Kickin' nerds in the nose!


Am              G
If you lack the balls
                Em
You can go play dolls
                   G
Let your mommy fix you a snack

      Am
Woah!

Am                G
Or you could come smoke
                   Em
Pound some rum and coke
                       G
In my Porsche with the quarterback

Am
Woah! Woah! Woah!

Am             C         G
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
              F        G
Welcome to my candy store
                     C
It's time for you to prove
             G         F
You're not a loser anymore
     G                  Am
Then step into my candy store


Am
Guys fall
Am
At your feet
C
Pay the check
G
Help you cheat
Am
All you
Am
Have to do
C           G
Say goodbye to Shamu

Am
That freak's
Am
Not your friend
C          G
I can tell in the end
Am
If she
Am
Had your shot
C               G
She would leave you to rot

Am                   G
'Course if you don't care
                   Em
Fine! Go braid her hair
             G
Maybe Sesame Street is on

      Am
Woah!

Am             G
Or forget that creep
              Em
And get in my jeep
                  G
Let's go tear up someone's lawn

Am
Woah! Woah! Woah!

Am             C         G
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
              F        G
Welcome to my candy store
                     C
It's time for you to prove
             G         F
You're not a loser anymore
     G                  Am
Then step into my candy store


        G
You can join the team
           D
Or you can bitch and moan
        C
You can live the dream
           D
Or you can die alone
        G
You can fly with eagles
      D
Or if you prefer
        C
Keep on testing me
         D
And end up like her


---dialogue---


Am
Woah!

Am             C
Honey, whatchu waiting fo-

G
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G            F      G
Step into my candy store
                C
Time for you to prove
             G             G
You're not a lame ass anymore
     G                   Am
Then step into my candy store

               C
It's my candy store
              Am
It's my candy
              C
It's my candy store
              Am
It's my candy
              C
It's my candy store
              Am  C Am
It's my candy sto-ore