I Just Had Sex Tab par The Lonely Island

# Sometimes, something beautiful happens in this world (Akon) 
# You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
# You just gotta sing 
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           Bm G       D       A                    
I just had sex and it felt so good (felt so good) 
Bm             G            D         A                 
A woman let me put my penis inside her
           Bm G         D        A                   
I just had sex and I'll never go back
       Bm            G            D   A                   
To the not-having-sex ways of the past 
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         Bm              G                        
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great 
   D                   A                        
It felt so good when I did it with my penis 
  Bm                    G                          
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
D                            A                    
Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest 
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       Bm                            G               
You'll never guess where I just came from, I had sex 
     D                            A                  
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best 
       Bm                  G                        
When I had the sex, man my penis felt great
      D                             A                  
And I called my parents right after I was done 
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   Bm                         G         
Oh hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did 
    D                       A                          
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest 
    Bm                          G          
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing 
        D                  A            
Nice of any girl ever, now sing!
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           Bm G       D       A                    
I just had sex and it felt so good (felt so good) 
Bm             G            D         A                 
A woman let me put my penis inside her
# I wanna tell the world 
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Bm              G                                D                 
To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it 
                    A     
Doesn't really make sense but man, screw it 
Bm                               G                   
I ain't one to argue with a good thing. She could be my wife 
D                  A       
That good? Best 30 seconds of my life 
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       Bm                        G          
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her 
    D                            A         
Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
     Bm                                  G          
With that in mind the soft, nice-smelling girl's better 
        D                           A         
And she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater 
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        Bm              G                  
So this one's dedicated to them girls  
     D                     A              
That let us flop around on top of them
          Bm                   G            
If you're near or far, whether short or tall 
   D                       A                   
We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you 
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         Bm                            G                  
She kept looking at her watch. Doesn't matter, had sex 
      D                             A           
But I cried the whole time. Doesn't matter, had sex 
            Bm                                G         
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn't matter, had sex 
          D                     A         
She put a bag on my head. Still counts 
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           Bm G       D           A                  
I just had sex and my dreams came true 
   Bm                       G               
So if you?ve had sex in the last 30 minutes 
            D                      A          
Then you're qualified to sing with me 
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           Cm Ab      Eb      Bb                          
I just had sex and it felt so good (felt so good)
Cm             Ab           Eb        Bb                      
A woman let me put my penis inside her 
           Cm Ab        Eb       Bb                       
I just had sex and I'll never go back
       Cm            Ab           Eb  Bb                      
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
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Cm Ab Eb       Bb                      
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