Plastic Jesus Tab par The Local Honeys

Rythmique: DDUDU

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I don't care if it rains or freezes
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Long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
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Ridin' on  the dashboard of my car,
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Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
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Glows in the dark, He's phosphorescent,
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Take Him with me when I travel far.


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Get yourself a Sweet Madonna
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Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
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Pedestal of abalone shell,
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Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
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'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary,
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Ridin'on the dashboard of my car.

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I don't care if it bumps of jostles
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As long as I've got the 12 apostles
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Bolted to the dashboard of my car,
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Don't I have a pious mess
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Such a crowd of holiness
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Strung across the dashboard of my car.

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When I go fornicatin'
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I have got my ceramic Satan
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Ridin on the dashboard of my car,
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The men will know I'm on the level
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Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil
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Sneering from the dashboard of my car.

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If I weave around at night
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And the police think I'm tied
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They'll never find my bottle though they ask
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Plastic Jesus shelters me
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For his head come off you see
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He's hollow and I use him for a flask


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I don't care if it rains or freezes
G
Long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
D                               A
Ridin' on  the dashboard of my car,
D
Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
G
Glows in the dark, He's phosphorescent,
D                  A            D
Take Him with me when I travel far.


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Yeah he's always with me when I travel far.