Mrs Caldwell (extended Version) Tab par The Kitchen Utensils

#Sing first two verses as normal, followed by a chorus and these verses

    C                G
Mrs Caldwell teaches three
F      G
Langua-cheese
        C            G
And she doesn't know how
   F          G
To teach them

Chorus

    C             G
The people in her class
            F                  G
Have learnt nothing since last March
        C           G
And she doesn't how how
   F          G
To teach them

Chorus

    C            G
Mrs Caldwell has two
F    G
Boobaloobs
        C            G
And she doesn't know how
       F        G
To control them

Chorus

    C          G
She has a lacy bra
       F                    G
But it doesn't stretch that far
        C            G
Cos she doesn't know how
      F         G
To control them

Chorus