Vegematic Tab par Steve Goodman

Rythmique: Td-Td-Td-Td     (T=pick with thumb... either G C G C or G C E A)

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Fell asleep one night with the T-V on.
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Oh, what a dream I had.
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I dreamed I answered every single one of those late night mail order ads.
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And four to six weeks later, much to my surprise,
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The mailman came to my front door, and I couldn't believe my eyes

 [Chorus]
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When he brought the 
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Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too,
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Illuminated illustrated history of life,
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And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
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A bamboo steamer, and a Garden Weasel too,
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And a tie-dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from Six Flags Over Burbank.
[Interlude]
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[Verse2]
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The doorbell rang all morning and into the afternoon.
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I shook with fright as it rang all night to the light of the Master Card moon.
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There was Parcel Post in the pantry, and UPS in the hall,
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C O D's to the ceiling, and I just couldn't pay for it all.

[Chorus2]
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I got the   **egg scrambler, with the Seal-a-Meal carrying case,
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A set of commemorative, presidential plates
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So I could eat my eggs off the President's face,
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A Minute Mender, and a needle that'll knit or crochet,
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And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin at Six Flags Over Burbank.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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I remembered I was dreaming, so I gave a mighty cheer.
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When I awoke, it was no joke, 'cause all that shit was still here.
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So if you fall asleep with the TV on, let me tell you what to do:
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Tear the telephone out of the wall unless you want it to happen to you.

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You'll get the Vegematic, and the Pocket Fisherman too,
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Illuminated illustrated history of life,
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And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
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A bamboo steamer, and a smokeless ashtray too
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And an all expenses paid weekend for three at Six Flags Over Burbank