If I Were Gay Tab par Stephen Lynch

Intro: 4x
   D D D D Dsus2       D D D D D D/GD/GD/GD/G


D       D/C# D/F#      D
Here we are, dear old friends
Bm     Bm/A G     A
You and i, drunk again
D                D/C#    D/F#             D
laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Bm        Bm/A        G          A
maybe the whisky has gone to my head

Chorus:
    D         A
but if i were gay
        Bm          G
i would give you my heart
    D         A
and if i were gay
         Bm         G
you'd be my work of art
    D         A
and if i were gay
         Bm        G
we would swim in romance
 A
but im not gay
   G             A
so get your hand out of my pants

Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D/G

Verse:
    D       D/C#     D/F#   D
Its not that i dont care, i do
  Bm        Bm/A   G         A
i just dont see myself in you
 D        D/C# D/F#       D
another time, another scene
       Bm      Bm/A
i'd be right behind you
       G            A
if you know what i mean

Chorus:
    D         A
cuz if i were gay
        Bm          G
i would give you my soul
    D         A
and if i were gay
        Bm          G
i would give you my whole being
    D         A
and if i were gay
         Bm            G
we would tear down the walls
A
But I'm Not gay
   G             A
so wont you stop cupping my...hand

Intro: 2x- D, Dsus2, D, D/G

Ending:
      D     Dsus2        D     D/G
we've never hugged,we've never kissed
     D          Dsus2    D         D/G
i've never been intimate with your fist
    D        Dsus2  D         D/G
But you have opened brand new doors
    D    Dsus2
get over here and
D    D/G   D,Dsus2,D,D/G
drop your Drawers