Punky's Dilemma Tab par Simon And Garfunkel

Am         Gm7
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake,
C                    Am
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Am        Gm7
Relaxin' awhile,
Am
Livin' in style,
Bb                                         Am
Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.,
C              F                   Bb  Am  
Casually glancing at his toupee.


Am         Gm7
Wish I was an English muffin,
C                    Am
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
Am        Gm7
I'd ease myself down,
Am
Comin' up brown.
Bb                                  Am
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.
       C              F            Bb  Am  
I'm a "Citizen's for Boysenberry Jam" fan.


  Bb            Am
Ah, South California.


Am         Gm7
If I become a first lieutenant,
C                            Am
Would you put my photo on your piano?
Am        Gm7
"To Maryjane --
Am
Best Wishes, Martin."
Bb                                                 Am
Old Roger, draft-dodger, Leavin' by the basement door.
C                F                              Bb  Am  
Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for. 


# (Whistle on the verse)

# (more fun if you use just use the top three fingers on Bb and slide them two frets up for the Am in the last part of the verse)