Standing In A Line Tab par Shotgun Jimmie

F
I'm ready for the taxi
    Gm
I'm ready for the cab
    Bb
I'm ready for the streetcar
Ready for the tram
    F
I'm ready for the metro
    Gm
I'm ready for the tube
    Bb
I'm ready for the subway 
I know what to do
    F
I'm at the airport early
    Gm
I'm Standing in a line
    Bb
I'm waiting for security
Everything is fine
F
Empty pockets prematurely
          Gm
Cuz we're moving right along
          Bb
All these workers seem so surly
                                F
And will probably swap my carry-on
   Gm          Bb
Oh oh, here we go
                               F
They'll probably swap my carry-on
   Gm          Bb
Oh oh, here we go
F           Dm
On with the showbiz
   C                    Bb
If you like sleeping on couches
F                         Dm
Put your money where your mouth is
   C      Bb
Oh oh, oh oh
F           Dm
On with the showbiz
   C                    Bb
If you like sleeping on couches
F                         Dm
Put your money where your mouth is
   C      Bb
Oh oh, oh oh