I Hate Christmas Tab par Ren and Stimpy

[Intro]
           A      E7   D   A
There’s a certain time of year
         Bm                  A
When the world has a special glow
           A        E7 D   A
Children’s laughter I can hear
       E          B       E7
From sleigh rides in the snow 
           D                   A
And while everyone’s heart is light
Bm   E          A
All across the land
B                  E     B
One thing I know tonight…I can’t stand it, man 

[Verse 1]
A               Am
Every Christmas I am listless.
A                          A7
Giving gifts just ain’t my bag.
D                        D7
Sleigh bells ringing and off-key singing
A                        A7
Christmas music makes me gag. 
              E7                     A#dim7
To play that junk should be a crime. 
D                A   D   A   E7
I hate Christmas time!

[Verse 2]
A               Am
Kids with toys and Stimpy’s, “Oh joys!” 
A                            A7
That’s just noise to my ears. 
D                       D7
People’s greetings and families meeting
A                                    A7
I’m getting sick on Christmas cheers 
E7                                   A#dim7
And all those clever cards that rhyme
D                A   D7   A   E7
I hate Christmas time!

[Bridge]
D                              A
It’s the time when Stimpy’s sickly sweet
D                                     A
He’s always trying to fatten my with another Christmas treat.
            Db                F#
I hate this Ho Ho Ho, I wanna go, go, go
        B                       E            D D7                
As far away as I can from that jolly fat cat man.

[Verse 3]
A                           
I’m blinded by Christmas lights
Am
They make the night too bright.
A                                A7
Then I can’t sleep when I go to bed.
D
I hate that stupid tree
B
And no one sends cards to me. 
A          Db              F#
All I can see is green and red.
              B                     Bb
Just color me blue and I’ll be fine. 
D                     A Am A E7 A
I hate Christmas time!