Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Growl Tab par Of Montreal

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The man in the bathroom keeps on taking my photograph
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While telling me that bugs don't like music
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I trained them all to answer my telephone
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But he always runs when I try to plug him in

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I watched a pink lady attacking an elephant
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And she's got a soldier on a paper
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He shoots me when I'm in my underwear
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I can't sleep cause he always wants to talk

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