Orgy For One Tab par Ninja Sex Party (Accords Baryton)

D G A D G D A D Bm G A D G Bm A D
Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls

over here for an orgy tonight,

but I have to say that the responses thus far

haven't been exactly what I've hoped for

G
Stacy had a headache
D
Jenny was in jail
G
Brenda had to work late
         D
Kate was getting Jenny's bail
 G
Angela got scurvy
D
Ashley caught a cold
A                Bm
Sally's dad exploded
A                     Bm
That's what I was told

  G
Michelle had to play checkers
 D
Ann was baking pies
G
Wendy's dad exploded too
D
That might've been a lie
G
Pam had frisbee lessons
D
Stella had ballet
A
Now I'm by myself
Bm    A                  Bm
But I can have fun anyway, so...

G       A
Dim the lights
  G       A
Remove my tights

      D      G              A          D
Yeah! Nobody showed but I'm gonna have some fun
      G           D               A       D
Let's get this party started it's an orgy for one
     Bm        G             A           D
It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun
   G             Bm              A    D
So break out the tissues it's an orgy for one
    G           Bm           A       D
I'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one

G
Margaret's cat was nauseous
D
Jane was way too shy
Bm                      D
Steve was not invited because he was a guy
G
Claire was parasailing
       D
Brooke said she was in space
A                 Bm
But it doesn't matter
      A                       Bm
Cause I'm rounding second base

    G           A
All through the night
   G        A
My grasp is tight, oh

    D          G          A           D
I'm beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
    G        D                A    D
And I don't even care it's an orgy for one
    Bm        G            A          D
I'm here all alone and I'm tuggin' on my plums
     G           Bm             A       D
It's not just masturbation it's an orgy for one
       G         Bm             A       D
It's a fuckin' celebration it's an orgy for one

A# C      D
Or~gy for one

Orgy for one
A# C      A
Or~gy for one

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(Guitar Solo)

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G     A
Sixty-nine
  G         A
Without the nine
    G        A
Now pour the wine
    G        A
I'm mine all mine

    D         G            A        D
I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
G           D            A         D
Thank you, everybody, at this orgy for one
      Bm          G               A            D
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
    G          Bm               A       D
You know I'm goin' for it, it's an orgy for one
   G          Bm                 A       D
My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
    G              Bm            A            A#
You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one

   C      D
Or~gy for one

Orgy for one
A# C      D
Or~gy for one