Sidehackers Tab par Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Host Segment Songs

# (basically a 12-bar blues in C - intro same as main progression)

C
Sidehacking is the thing to do, and it
C
Doesn't hurt to have a low I.Q.
F
Take your life you'd like and a weirdo luck
C
Think grand prize is 25 bucks
G
Sidehack will quench your danger thirst
F
Stupid ones always seem to come in first
C      G
Yeah

C
Sidehacking is one big bash, the
C
Favorite sport of cheap white trash, when you're
F
On your Sidehack make sure you don't slip, you'll
C
End up with 5 metal pins in your hip
G
Lean way back 'till you scrape your butt
F
Make it look like a quarter pound of ground chuck
C      G
Yeah - Sidehack it Crow

# (Crow's "guitar" solo, played on a synthasizer - same progression)

C
It's a sport that attracts a lot of racing fools
C
A lot of people get hurt 'cause there are no rules
F
All you need is a toxic landfill
C
A cycle and a sidecar and an urge to kill, better
G
Get with this sport because it won't last long
F
The founders of the sport are laid at forest lawn
C   G

# (cuts off abruptly to go to commercial)