Women Aren't Funny Tab par Live Prude Girls

C     Em         Am
Women aren't funny
         F
Everyone knows it
              G
But they keep watching
                C
Cause they have boobies

C      Em        Am
Effing panty party
                    F
You're wasting your time now
                 G
You should be in pageants
          C
Give us a shimmy

Am                  Em        F
Get your ass in the kitchen
               D
And quiet your bitching

C     Em          Am
All I hear people say
                F
This girl is so boring
                G
I'd probably be laughing
             C
If she had a penis


C     Em         Am
Women aren't funny
         F
Everyone knows it
                G
They just don't tell you
                C
Cause they want pussy

Am             Em        F
Consider going bra-less
              D
Now that'd be humorous

C             Em              Am
Bitch, you're wasting your time
          F
Make some children
               G
The clock is a-ticking
                  C
You ain't getting younger


C     Em         Am
Women aren't funny
         F
Everyone knows it
               G
But they don't tell you
          C
Make me a sandwich (2x)