Mr. Fancy Pants Tab par Jonathan Coulton

A
Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
   Bm                      E7
Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
     A                            F#
When everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade
     Bm            E7
He's gonna pass the test
     Bm          E7
He's gonna be the best
    Bm       E7       A    
The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog you shop at every store
Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
When suddenly you see the greatest pants you've ever seen
And even though you know
It's gonna cost a lot of dough
You have to have the world's best pants

D                              D7
Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
   Bm            Ab
The whole world knows
   Bm            Ab
It's only     clothes
    F    
And deep inside
     E7
He's sad

They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it's true
You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
Everybody cheers
While he's blinking back the tears
He doesn't even have the best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
It's all he   had
But don't feel bad
He'd do the same
To you


# The D7 is preferable a hawaiian D7, played /2020/