Hurt Feelings Tab par Flight Of The Conchords

In the original the tabs are just repeated the whole song. But I think its more fun to just play the tabs on the intro.

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Gm, Eb, Bb, F

Some people say that rappers don?t have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We?re rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we?re not rappers.)


Some people say that rappers are invincible
We?re vincible. (We?re vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!

Gm
I make a meal for my friends,
        
Try to make it delicious,
         Eb
Try to keep it nutritious,

Create wonderful dishes.
     Bb
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
   F
Nobody compliments the meal


Gm          Eb                   Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
         
I feel like a prize asshole
             F
No one even mentions my casserole.
Gm          Eb                    Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
                                           F
You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles


Gm
Here?s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
       Eb
I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
    Bb
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
        F
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies? size


Gm          Eb                    Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                                    F
I?m not gonna wear a ladies? wetsuit I?m a man!
Gm          Eb                    Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                      F
Get me a small man?s wetsuit, please


        Gm
It?s my birthday, 2003
Eb                                  Bb 
Waitin? for a call from my family
F (mute)
They forgot about me


Gm          Eb                    Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
                              F
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum

   Gm
I call my friends and say, ?eLet?s go into town,?
            Eb
But they?re all too busy to go into town
      Bb
So I go by myself, I go into town
        F
Then I see all my friends, they?re all in town


Gm          Eb                    Bb
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
                                     F
They?re all lined up to watch that movie ?eMaid in Manhattan.?

         Gm
Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
         Eb
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
         Bb
Have you ever been told you?re mediocre in bed?
         F
Have you ever been told you?ve got a weird-shaped head?
         Gm
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
       Eb
Once again, they forgot about J
         Bb
Were you ever called ?ehomo? ?cuz at school you took drama?
         F
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?


Gm                 Eb
Tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper),
            Bb
I?m crying tears of a rapper

Tears of a rapper