Mr. Cellophane Tab par Chicago (The Musical)

C                C6
If someone stood up in a crowd
    C                   C6
And raised his voice up way out loud
    Dm/G              G7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
                   Gdim   G7
You'd notice him

C                 C6
If someone in the movie show
       C            C6
Yelled "Fire in the second row
     Dm/G             G7
This whole place is a powder keg!"
                  G#7   C
You'd notice him

C   Em           B7/E           Em   B7/E
And even without clucking like a hen
Em            B7/E            Em    B7/E
Everyone gets noticed, now and then,
   G/D                  D7               G/D
Unless, of course, that personage should be
  D7/A                     D7/G  G7
Invisible, inconsequential me!

G7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
        C
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
               G7
'Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
G#7           G7       C
    And never know I'm there...

I tell ya
G7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
        C
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
               G7
'Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
G#7           G7       C
    And never know I'm there...

   C              C6
Suppose you was a little cat
  C           C6
Residin' in a person's flat
    Dm/G             G7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears?
                  Gdim  G7
You'd notice him

   C              C6
Suppose you was a woman, wed
    C             C6
And sleepin' in a double bed
   Dm/G             G7
Beside one man, for seven years
                  G#7   C
You'd notice him

  Em            B7/E             Em   B7/E
A human being's made of more than air
     Em                    B7/E            Em     B7/E
With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there
  G/D             D7            G/D
Unless that human bein' next to you
   D7/A
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
G7  Adim G7
You know who...

A#7
[whistle]
        D#
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
               A#7
'Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
B7           A#7       D#
    And never know I'm there...
I tell ya
C7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
        F
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
               C7  
'Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
G#7                C7  Dm
    And never know I'm there
F/C        C7sus4  C7     Fm     C#7   F
Never even know       I'm there.

Hope I didn't take up too much of your time.