#deep Tab par Bo Burnham

Progression during spoken word: C D Em D C D Em Bm x2 

(spoken) This songs about how deep I am
I'm really fucking deep bro
So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep

G Bm Em (C)

         G                       Bm                   Em    
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree,


and take to the air?

   G            Bm        Em 
Me Neither

         G                     Bm                         Em
Have you ever took time out to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?

     G          Bm        Em
Meat Cleaver


    G            Bm             Em             C
The people in my life are like      grains of sand

G                     Bm
   Cause they stick together

    Em
Yeah.. Often near my butt hole

   C          D          Em     D                 C       D
If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish

             G      B
A fish that's drowning  

           C                 D             
If the artistic process is a birth canal

     Em     D           C         D
Than I am a freshly jellied kid

               G      B
Come witness my crowning ( straight onto the next line without a gap )

                      C
Cause thoughts of mine

                    D      (palm mute)
Must be a sign that I'm

            G
Hashtag Deep

G Bm Em
(spoken: If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?)
 
                  G                                Bm     
Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet seat,

    Em                               G     Bm  Em
instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither...     Me neither!

         G                 Bm
Have you ever wrote a song note for note,

          Em
and not a single note was out of place, duh?


    G            Bm             Em              C                 G
The people in my life are like        blades of grass..    How?

                     Bm              Em                  
Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!

C        D          Em       D           C    
Art is a harlot and i am her sassy urban friend

  D                        G  B
Uh, bitch why you being so selfish

   C        D             Em          D             
If momma is right and the world is my oyster then 

C     D                         G       B
I-----I must have an allergy to shellfish

          C                   D
You don't know. How could you know

    G             D           Em   C
If life makes you wish you were dead

     G             D              C              D                  G
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head

         D      Em     C         
Spend forever a---asle---ep,

       G                D          C          D
'cause life pales in comparison to living the dream

     G     D    Em    C
Hashtag...