High As F#%k Tab por Jon Lajoie (Acordes Baritono)

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Have you ever watched the sun go down?
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And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
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Have you ever been high as fuck?

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You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
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And your dog's looking at you like you need help
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Have you ever been high as fuck?

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And then you feel your heart pumping really fast 
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And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
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Have you ever been high as fuck?

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You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
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The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
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You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

E B
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
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But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
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So you walk around the block to buy some time

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You finally decide to go into the store 
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But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
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So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

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You're walking home and you're mouth is dry

      Dm
You should have bought some juice and snacks 
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But you were too high

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Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
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And for some reason the game Battleship

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And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
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like battleship when you were a kid 
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and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
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so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
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and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine 
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and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
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but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so 
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you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
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and you say "You know what world? You've got me cornered again!"

I'm gonna roll another joint

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You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
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That they weren't crispy anymore?
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Have you ever been high... as fuck?