Me, You And Steve Tabulatur von Garfunkel And Oates

INTRO
Am F C G
VERSE 1
Am F C G
Candlelight and moonlight all around us, I look into your eyes
 Am F C G Am
You hold my hand underneath the table and I can’t disguise the way I feel
 F C G Am
I could’ve wished a thousand wishes for this night I can’t believe
 F C G C
That it’s finally me and you and you and me just us, and your friend Steve
CHORUS
 G C G
Dododododo Steve Dodododoo Leave
Am F C G
What’s the deal with your friend Steve. Oh, hows it going?
VERSE 2
 Am F C G
You took me out for waffles and to the movies, I was hoping for romance
 Am F C G Am
You even took me to the Mexican circus, I thought there was a chance we’d be alone
 F C G Am
I could’ve wished a thousand wishes for Steve to disappear
 F C G C
What the fuck’s your fucking problem why’s he always here
CHORUS
G C G

Dododododo Steve Dodododoo Leave

Am F C G

What’s the deal with your friend Steve
MIDDLE 
 Am G
It’s not that I don’t like your friend
 C F
But how many hours with him can you spend
 Am G
It’s not that I don’t think he’s great
 C G F C
But its only you, only you, I wanna felate
VERSE 3
Am F C G
Are you gay for Steve I think you may be and that would be alright
 Am F C G Am
But let a bitch know just what your steez is so I know if I should shave tonight
 F C G Am
I could’ve wished a thousand wishes cause I like to be with you
 F C G
But if it’s always me and you and your friend Steve, there’s nothing I can
CHORUS
C G C G
Dododododo Steve Dodododoo Leave
Am F C 
What’s the deal with your friend Steve. Oh, how's...
You know, I don’t even care how he’s doing. Me neither.
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Steve