From God's Perspective Tabulatur von Bo Burnham (für Baryton)

Am                     F                  C             G    
The books you think I wrote are way too thick.
     Am                F                  C      G               Am
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick?
            F                  C             G
And I don't watch you when you sleep.
     Am         F              C            G            Am
Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep

 F          C     G      Am
You're not going to heaven
        F              C              G            Am  
Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you?
      F         C     G    Am
None of you are going to heaven
           F       C      G            Am  
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you

Am Am Am Am

      Am                     F                    C                  G     G
You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to
      Am              F                               C              C   G                 
You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do

Like verse:
Am F C G
(Pretty obvious, just don't fucking rape people, please, didn't think I had to write that one down for you)

   Am               F             C             G   
I don't think masturbation is obscene
      Am         F              C                G                Am 
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen
            F            C        G      Am               F         C
You make my job a living hell and I sent gays to fix overpopulation
    G              Am
And boy did that go well


 F          C     G      Am
You're not going to heaven
      F          C             G       Am  
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
 F              C     G      Am
None of you are going to heaven
       F        C
You're not my children
         G          Am
You're a bad game of Sims

Am Am Am

      Am                     F                    C                  G     G 
You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to
    Am              F                               C              C   G 
You can eat pork 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit?

Like verse:
Am F C G
(I created the universe, think I'd draw the line at the fucking deli aisle?)
    Am            F              C      G
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Am        F                   C      G             Am
Atheists, Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
     F                  C     G
Over what they think is true
    Am            F                    C              G              Am
But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you

F           C      G      Am
You pray so badly for heaven
        F      C             G            Am
Knowing any day might be the day that you die
    F             C           G     Am
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
        F        C                     G       Am
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try

Am Am Am

   Am                 F     C                G
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
             Am   F  C            G       G      G
And when you earn it you won't need it need it need it
   Am                 F     C                G
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
             Am   F  C        G 
And when you earn it you won't need it

G G G
 
    Am                 F                  C                    G     G G G
I'm not gonna give you love just 'cause I know that you want me to
   Am              F                               C       C       
If you want love then the love's gonna come from you

Chords: by ikstarky