Christmas Dirtbag Tab uke di Wheatus

[Intro]
D A D G x2

[Verse 1]
      D        A    D               G
First night of Noel Asleep with the fire burning
D        A         D         G
Jingling bells And sugarplum fairies turning
D           A       D            G 
But I don't see Any presents for me
     D           G          D   A 
Does Santa Claus know who I am?
     D           G     D         A
Does Santa Claus even care about me?

[Chorus]
       D          G         D       A
'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
     D          G         D        A
Hey, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
D        G        D        A  
Santa forgot all about me, baby 
  D      G       D        A
Tonight (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)

[Interlude]
D A D G x2

[Verse 2]
      D         A
Yeah, Liz got a doll
    D           G     
The one she was asking for
    D           A 
And Pete got it all
  D            G
A baseball bat and a ball
    D      A
Did anyone see
    D            G 
Any presents for me?
     D           G          D A
Does Santa Claus know who I am? 
     D           G    D          A
Does Santa Claus even care about me?

[chorus]
       D          G         D        A       
'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
     D          G         D        A
Hey, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
D        G        D        A  
Santa forgot all about me, baby 
  D      G       D        A
Tonight (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)

[Post Chorus]
D   G          D G
//  Oh, yeah, // Santa
D  G        D            G
// He don't know who his list is missin'
D   G          D G
//  Oh, yeah, // Santa 
D  G        D              G
// You don't know who your list is missin'

[Interlude]
D A D G x2

[Verse 4] 
   D          A          
Maybe I'm too old
  D          G 
Believing in Santa's creepy
D        A
Lo and behold
   D         G
I see coming down the chimney
  D          A
A bright red suit
    D           G 
And reindeer to boot
      D           G          D  A
Could Santa Claus know who I am?
      D           G      D          A
Could Santa Claus really care about me?


[Chorus2] (in santa voice)
             D           G  D  A
I've got two tickets to AC-DC, baby
D         A        D G
Aftershow party at CBGB's
D          A         D        G 
I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
     D  A       D      G
Like you (ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho)

[Outro]
D  G         D   G  
// Oh, yeah, //  Santa
D  G              D      A
// We're going to see AC-DC
D  G         D   G  
// Oh, yeah, //  Santa
D  G     D        G      D  G             
// / I'm going to see AC-DC
D        G    D   A
eh-yeah, whoa,whoa
D       G  D A
Whoa-ho-ho 
D     G   D A 
Ho-ho-ho 
D     G  D A
Ho-ho-ho
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