Talkin' Softball Tab uke di The Simpsons

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Capo 1

intro:
G G#dim Am D7

verse:
      G             Gmaj7
Well, Mr. Burns had done it,
     G7             G6
The Power Plant had won it,
      Am            Ammaj7           Am7    D7
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
      Am               Ammaj7           Am7   D7
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
       D7               Am              Fdim     D7
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar-room tile.

chorus:
               G  G#dim
We're talkin' softball,
      Am           D7
From Maine to San Diego,
         G  G#dim
Talkin' softball,
 Am            D7
Mattingly and Canseco,
     Am           D7              Am    D7
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw,
 Am               D7              Am    D7
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law,
               Am      Am/B D7
We're talkin' Homer,
               G    G#dim   Am  D7
Ozzie and the Straw.

# ("Not once, not twice, but thrice!")