Suicide Hotline Tab uke di The Prettiots

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    On a scale of one to Plath I'm like a four
                     G          A                 D     G A D
my head's not in the oven but I can't get off the floor
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it's not that bad, I won't take it too far
             G          A                D           G A 
I see a good shrink and hate dream boys, no bell jar

G                         D
I'm not fine but I'll be okay
G                             A*
I probably won't kill myself today

D G A D

             G              A           D       G A D
Woolf took a dip with some rocks in her pockets
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I'd say comparatively, I've got a bad case of fuck it's
              G            A           D    G A D
It's not that bad and I'm told I'll be fine
                          G           A           D      G A 
But it feels like shit right now, so just let me whine

G                         D
I'm not fine but I'll be okay
G                              A*
I probably won't kill myself today

D G A D x2

                  G             A              D    G A D
The sun rose for Hemingway when he was twenty-seven
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I've got a couple of years but I doubt it's gonna happen
                    G         A          D    G A D
I'm pretty fucking jaded for someone my age
                  G              A            D      G A D
and I don't have any plans with Ernie's twelve-gauge

G*                         D
I'm not fine but I'll be okay
G*                             D
I probably won't kill myself today
G*                               D
I'm not okay but I guess I'll be fine
G*                           A*              G A D                
Please don't call suicide hotline... hotline