Artificially Enhanced Tab uke di The Kitchen Utensils

Verse 1:
      C                G
There was a man called Bob
    C              F
Who had a very big nob
    C           G
And also a boob job
    C             D
Cos he was a transsexual

Chorus 1:
C                G
Bob, we all love Bob
            F
Bob and his nob

Bob and his
C              G      C
Artificially enhanced nob

Verse 2:
      C                G
There was a man called Paul
    C            F
Who had very big balls
      C             G
Which caused him to fall
    C             D
Cos he was a transsexual

Chorus 2:
C                G
Paul, we all love Paul
             F
Paul and his balls

Paul and his
C              G      C
Artificially enhanced balls

Bridge:
Am                F
Bob and Paul were very cruel
C              G
To their lower parts
Am             F
Bob and Paul's nob and balls
    C            G C
Are artificially enhanced

Chorus 1
Chorus 2

End:
C              F
Paul and Bob's balls and nob
    C            G        C
Are artificially enhanced jobs
(x4)

Written by Cat Ladel, Tongs, Fish Flippers, Spatula and Wrappo