Picture Of Dorian Gray Tab uke di Television Personalities

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When I buy my mansion
     Amaj7
I'll invite the world to stay 
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So everyone can see
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A Picture of Dorian Gray

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We'll sit by a river
Amaj7
drinking lemon tea
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And there's a thousand idiot russians
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in midget submarines

Chorus:
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You can come and stay
Amaj7
You can bring your friends 
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You can come and stay
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For a day
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And see a picture of dorian gray
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And see a picture of dorian gray

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Take you to my mansion,see my gallery
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Lots of pretty pictures
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All of them of me
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We'll sit by the river drinking lemon tea
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Eat tiny cucumber sandwiches made by Emily

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You can come and stay 
Amaj7
You can bring your friends 
D
You can come and stay
F#m
for a day 
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And see a picture of Dorian Gray 

# and the just repeat the song but on the second time play the last line a few more times