Dumb Ways To Die Tab uke di Tangerine Kitty

Repeat through Verses:
     C            F
xA|-------3----|-------3----|
xE|-------0----|--1----1----|
xC|--0---------|------------|
xG|-----0---0--|-----2---2--|

Verse:
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

Chorus:
C    Em      Am    C
Dumb ways to die
   F         D       G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    Em      Am    Em
Dumb ways to die 
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Get your toast out with a fork 
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Chorus:
C    Em      Am    C
Dumb ways to die
   F         D       G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    Em      Am    Em
Dumb ways to die 
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Chorus:
C    Em      Am    C
Dumb ways to die
   F         D       G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    Em      Am    Em
Dumb ways to die 
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die

Verse:
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue 
'I wonder what's this red button do'

Chorus:
C    Em      Am    C
Dumb ways to die
   F         D       G     F
So many dumb ways to die
C    Em      Am    Em
Dumb ways to die 
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die

Bridge:
F        G      C           Fmaj7      F      G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
   F        G        C      Fmaj7      F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                      Am            
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G                                Am 
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G                                 Am        G 
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
F                           G
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly 

Outro:
    C      Em      Am   Em
The dumbest ways to die
    C      Em      Am   Em
The dumbest ways to die
    C      Em      Am   Em
The dumbest ways to die...
   F         
So many dumb
   F         G        C
So many dumb ways to die