Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan Tab uke di Super Cassette

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[Intro]
Em A D F#m
 
[Verse]
D
I showed up for school with my soul in my pocket
A
The teacher was wearing a cross and a locket
Em
And a grimace that told me I'd never be welcome
F#m
That Dungeons and Dragons would send me to hell
D
Some kid in the bathroom, between the bells ringing
A
Shared with me how he made peace with the demons
Em
The advice that he gave me was written on paper
F#m
Passed between him and another tenth grader
B7
Six simple words
 

[Chorus]
      Em
Be gay
        A
Do drugs
       D
Hail Satan
      Em
Be gay
       A
Do drugs
      D
Hail Satan

 
[Verse]
D
The principal asked me how I had achieved it
A
I turned it around from a dunce to a genius
Em
He wondered if I had been bribing the teachers
F#m
Or copying homework down under the bleachers
D
I told him that I had found God in my own way
A
In tablets, and horns, and the boys in the hallway
Em
The head of the class, and I'm writing a speech
F#m
It'll be the best one that you ever did read and it's
B7
Six simple words:
 
 
[Chorus]
      Em
Be gay
        A
Do drugs
       D
Hail Satan
      Em
Be gay
       A
Do drugs
      D
Hail Satan
 
 
Em     A
Beelzebub
   D        B7
Is full of love
      Em
Be gay
        A
Do drugs
       D
Hail Satan
 
 
[Bridge]
F#                Bm
My family's gathered in a circle
A   D            F#m       A
I'm 95, and I've lived a good life
F#                Bm
My grandson, he hovers around to my bedside
F#m
He asks if I have any words of advice for him
D
And I do, listen in closely
A
Come on in close, I'll speak it softly
B7
 
 
[Chorus]
      N.C.
Be gay
      N.C.
Do drugs
       D
Hail Satan
      Em
Be gay
       A
Do drugs
      D
Hail Satan
 
 
Em     A
Beelzebub
   D        B7
Is full of love
      Em
Be gay
        A
Do drugs
       D
Hail Satan