Regretroid Tab uke di Starbomb (Accordi Baritono)

Bbm                         F#
There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
              G#                         C#            Eb
And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face
             Bbm                          F#
Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids
            G#                              C#       Eb
When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed
             Bbm                          F#
She stood up to every challenge no matter how ever demanding
         G#                          C#              Eb
And her courage was amazing and her boobies were outstanding
      Bbm                      F#
WHAT? Uh, nothing. I was just saying that you're brave
   G#                       C#          Eb
Um okay, hey look over there. It's Crane!

Ebm                                  Bbm
I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
              G#
You're gonna die motherfucker, I take up five screens
           Ebm                             Bbm
I'm gonna swallow you whole and then you'll go down easy
 F#                            G#
Then you'll be digested and converted to feces
Ebm                                Bbm
I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
          G#
And your beautiful hair and your well-toned thighs
         Ebm                     Bbm
And your pillowy lips and wait, you're not a guy
            F#
Is that a problem, you fuck?
         F
Um no, prepare to die!

 Bbm                         F#
Crane was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight
          G#                               C#               Eb
She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super tight and Kraid said
Bbm                                F#
No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake
        G#                               C#             Eb
I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked
    Bbm
But Samus said
                    F#
What pisses me off most in this world
          G#                                C#        Eb
Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl
   Bbm                          F#
So do me a favor and take your cakes and your pies
               G#                               C#             Eb
And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes


Ebm                         Bbm
Stop treating me like I'm a sex object
 G#
Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect
Ebm                          Bbm 
Yeah Kraid, you never talk to me that way
   F#                                               G#
Oh gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge disgusting brain
        Ebm                         Bbm
Get the fuck off my planet; this is your last chance
     G#
I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
                  Ebm                     
That's it, you're all fucking dead
           Bbm
What, this room feels stuffy
       F#
By the way do you like puppies?
          F
Here's a basket of puppies