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F                   Am
If i die and go to hell real soon,
G                        C    c/b
It will appear to me as this room,
G          C          F
And for eternity i'd lay in bed
        G           C
In my boxers,half stoned
 Dm                  F         
with a pillow under my head.

          Dm              Am
I'd be chatting on the interweb;
  C                     c/b    F
maggots pray upon the living dead
G            F                        C
i had no interest in the things she said
         Dm     F
on the phone,everyday
        G              F  Am
ill permantly hit the hay-ay.

Am                                  G         C
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
 F             C           F       G
She touched herself,she touched herself
    Am                              G        C
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
     F      G         C
I laughed myself to sleep.

G         C
At this rate,
 Dm       F           C
I'll be heading for electric chairs
Dm         F             C       c/b
I'm only human with my claws to bare
 G                  C     c/b
When she described her underwear
     F             Am       G      F          G        C
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul.

 F                            G    C
You're too young to be this empty girl
        Dm              F           C
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
 G                       F
Know that you'll be my downfall
 G                 C           c/b
But i call,and i call,and i call-all.

I called..
He touched..
I called..
I laughed..

C                   Am
I dont know what I want
Em                  G
I dont know what I want
C                   Am
I dont know what I want
Em                  G
I dont know what I want.

I called..
He touched..
I called..
I laughed..