Do Bears Sha La La La Tab uke di Rowan Atkinson

Entry: A #  Dm7  A # sus2 : the F

Rowan Atkinson:
     A #
For years I thought
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I'd have to live alone
   F            F +
I never got a letter
                        # A  A # sus2 : the F
Had to disconnect the phone
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The only girls I ever saw
        # D  Cm
Were on TV
     F              F +
But now I've got a Venus
                       # A  A # 7
Who's sitting next to me

Both:
      D #
Do I love you?
      F
Do I want you?
         A #
Would I give my life
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To you if I could?
    F
Do birds fly?
   # D      F
Do fish swim?
       # A                   Dm7
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
        Cm    A sus2 # : F
In the woods?

Rowan:
I met her in the first class lounge
Of a jumbo jet
It was love at first sight
Romeo and Juliet
Kate:
He looked pretty rich
And I was down on m 'luck
So I charged him a fortune
For a flying f ...
Rowan:
... For crying out loud!

Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I sacrifice my life
To you if I could?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Is Luxembourg small?
And do those hairy bears shhh ...
        The Cm    the F # sus4 : the F #
In the woods?

Rowan:
  Bed and                           the D # m7
I introduced her round my friends
        The E   the C # m
She was ace
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I was no longer on Earth
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But in better place
Kate:
        B                  
He's an utter creep and he
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Drives me round the bend
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And to alleviate the boredom
                   B
I sleep with his friends
Rowan:
Bed and  B7sus4  the B7
Ho ha ho

Both:
        E
Do I desire you?
      F #
Do I adore you?
Rowan:
         B
Would I cut off all my toenails
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And put them in an envelope with my feet?
     F #
Is Reagan Godhead?
     The E            the F #
Is Chairman Mao dead?
              Bed and                   the D # m7
And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?
Rowan [really Tim Brooke-Taylor]:
                     C # m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
     Bsus2 : the F #
Mmmmm ...

Rowan [Tim]:
          Bed and                  the D # m7
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?
                     C # m
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
ahoo ahoo
Yeah-ye-yeah Yeah-ye-yeah
Both:
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Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah?
Rowan:
   # The F       Bed and
On Main Street
Kate:
Oh Yeah Yeah-ye-yeah